Opportunistic Peacekeeping Ltd.

Hey! Stop right there! What are you doing here!? This is a restricted area! Didn’t you read the fucking signs?! No? (Sigh) Eh, not many people do, even when they say “Trespassers will be pacified on sight.” It’s weird, but that’s just the world we live in I guess….this broken, messed up, nightmare world we live in. I tell you what, I’m feeling kind of chatty. So before I kill you for trespassing on United Nations international property, I’ll tell you the story of my own role to play in this world. You’d like it, its pretty interesting, especially for nosey looky-lous like yourself.

If you couldn’t tell by the baby blue color scheme and copious amounts of olive branches, globes and doves ‘round these parts, my little outfit here descends from the fabled United Nations. What? You say it’s just a fairy story? That all the countries of the world couldn’t come together as one big, happy family? Well, you’re right. Trust me, I’ve got firsthand experience on this, all those ramblings of “universal brotherhood” and “four freedoms” from the junkies over in Dag’s Plaza down the street are only pipe dreams, pipe dreams of the worst kind. They’re wonderful....they’re beautiful...but they're just dreams and that's what makes them terrible. You can tell a lot about a man but what the things he dreams of; they let you know what he lacks, what his faults are, what he needs...what he's given up on.